Oops, almost forgot to post this. Wrote it for sga_flashfic's First Aid challenge; or rather, used the challenge as an excuse to finish a short story started a bit ago. It's a bit of an experiment for me, in omniscient 3rd person POV instead of my usual 3rd person close (not necessarily a successful experiment, but I liked parts well enough to post.)

SGA: The Only Thing {~7,500 words}
PG, team gen, minor spoilers through "Doppelganger"
The only thing we have to fear, and how his team gets Sheppard through it afterwards.

Story Or Series Title: Invader Zina Lands
Fandom: Invader Zim
Culprit Author's Name: Invader Zina

Full Name (plus titles if any): Invader Zina
Full Species(es): Alien Sue of Doom
Hair Color (include adjectives): Brown, ponytailed
Eye Color (include adjectives): Green
Unusual Markings/Colorations: Actually has a coherent backstory. Does that count?
Special Possessions (if any): A SIR named COZ.

Annoying Origin: The mind of an author who admits this is a self insert.
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: After helping Zim out with, well, all his massively destructive moments, she gets banned from Irk. (Yeah, an Irken Invader with an ACTUAL reason to be on Earth that makes sense. I was amazed, too.)
Annoying Special Abilities: Warps canon.
Other Annoying Traits: Is a self insert. The author admits it, has an AIM under the character's name, and modeled the character's physical appearance after herself. I also had to edit the formatting a bit to make it readable on LJ.

Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/262456/1/Invader_Zina_Lands

Note: After several days of posting the Sues at the end of the day, I decided to post this one early. It's the end of Zim week, so I figured I owed you all some punctuality.

Please include a small sample of the worst of this story:
( With all that said, it's not nearly as bad as you'd think. )

Dear any author who has been linked here, the anon. person who gave you a link is not me. They are actually a speshul and unik troll!!1one who is so original and wonderful that they've been doing the same thing for half a week. This is a deseperate attempt of theirs to get attention becuz dey r a speshul snoflake dat da wurld doesnt undastand!!1!!1! Ignore them, and hopefully they'll be a good little emo and kill themselves while listening to Evanescence. They are not me - note that they never sign in and are thus just trying to find their own identity or whatever gawffic twolls do now a days when they realize they aren't funny. They're trying to get revenge against me or something. Because, you know, after two psychotic stalker trolls who used to send me insult filled emails and flame all my fics, someone pretending to be me for three sentences? Awful. Horrible revenge, really. Oh, the horror. The pain.

Too bad Suethors in this fandom don't follow the links or care. :P

EDIT: The troll tried ro pretend to be me anyway. Lol.

Story Or Series Title: Beauty and a Beast
Fandom: Invader Zim
Culprit Author's Name: OroGirl21

Full Name (plus titles if any): Maya
Full Species(es): Believer!Sue
Hair Color (include adjectives): Not mentioned.
Eye Color (include adjectives): Not mentioned.
Unusual Markings/Colorations: None.
Special Possessions (if any): Black jacket, red shirt with an Irken insignia, black skirt. (What a rare, gawffic color scheme!)

Annoying Origin: The bowels of mediocrity.
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: A unique rejected outsider (just like all the other Sues) she believes in aliens and is fascinated by the Irken race, and realizes who Zim is (just like all the other Sues). Dib thinks she's an alien because of her shirt, she kicks his butt, and she and Zim start to talk, at which point she does your typical Sue reveal of 'I know what you are'. Zim, in a brief moment of IC, panics and rushes off while screaming about her wanting Irken technology.
Annoying Special Abilities: Is a genius with mad hacking skillz.
Other Annoying Traits: None.
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4181100/1/Beauty_and_a_Beast

Please include a small sample of the worst of this story:
( So typical, when I have my Zim sues journal up and going, this is going to be my example of an average Zim sue. )

I WAS BORED, AND PMS-ING, RATHER LIKE HAKKAI IN THE PREVIOUS DEMOTIVATOR.  THEREFORE, I HAD TO AMUSE MYSELF OR BORROW SANZO'S GUN AND SHOOT SOMEONE A NEW ASS....XDDDD



 

Story Or Series Title: When Angels Come To Earth
Fandom: Sonic the Hedgehog
Culprit Author's Name: Airiko-the-Angel13

Full Name (plus titles if any): Shayla Phoenix
Full Species(es): a human who gets changed into a hedgehog
Hair Color (include adjectives): "golden yellow"
Eye Color (include adjectives): "Her eyes turn gold when she is mad."
Unusual Markings/Colorations: her quills are long
Special Possessions (if any): "wears white sleeveless hoodie, white fingerless gloves, green knee length shorts, sky blue converses;" a guitar

Annoying Origin: the real world
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: she gets bamfed to Sonic's world when she finds a chaos emerald
Annoying Special Abilities: When she sings, all the little birds in the forest join in because her voice is so special and sparkly.
Other Annoying Traits: She is an angel from heaven, but doesn't know it yet. She "Luuuuuuvs to torture Sonic." Shayla makes "witty" remarks that make me cringe in pain.

If you did that to real street thugs, they'd probably stab you.

Title: Wands (Complete)
Chapter: Epilogue - Court of Wands
Author: Aeneus
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Sanzo/Hakkai
Summary: Cho Gonou enters Sanzo's life, turning it upside down. Sanzo needs to cope with the aftermath.
Word count: 2081
Beta: car_jack

Disclaimer: All of these characters belong to Kazuya Minekura. This is written purely for my own entertainment and hopefully that of others.

A/N: The Court cards usual indicate people of importance/influence to the querant. But seeing as there are not enough people in Saiyuki to go around for all the Court cards, I also had to fall back on the general meanings associated with the Court cards. For the Wands, the Page is represented by Goku, the Knight is represented by a long, far-way trip, the Queen is represented by Kanzeon and the King is represented by Hazel.

[part 1, part 2, part 3, part 4, part 5, part 6, part 7, part 8, part 9, part 10]

Court of Wands

X-posted to gold_magic

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY mellow_dk!

Shout out to anybody on Gaia-I need 160 black inks and 160 white inks...help?

Sakura and Touya are cute. xD. And eeeee Watanuki! ♥ (Yuuko's dress here is also very, very pretty. o.o)

Dammit, scanlators, give us holic now. ;0;

Firefox 3 broke the world record, btw. 8,002,530 people. ^^;;


Sleepy. Waking up late tomorrow, dammit. x_x Need sleep.


[ETA] (Thanks to clithain for the link.)

This is sickening.

Would hormonal intervention work in humans? Should we try it? Some thinkers are intrigued. Last year, the Rev. Albert Mohler Jr., president of the Southern Baptist Theological Seminary, wrote: "If a biological basis is found, and if a prenatal test is then developed, and if a successful treatment to reverse the sexual orientation to heterosexual is ever developed, we would support its use." Mohler told the Associated Press that morally, this would be no different from curing fetal blindness or any other "medical problem." The Rev. Joseph Fessio, editor of the press that publishes the pope's work, agreed: "Same-sex activity is considered disordered. If there are ways of detecting diseases or disorders of children in the womb … that respected the dignity of the child and mother, it would be a wonderful advancement of science."

If the idea of chemically suppressing homosexuality in the womb horrifies you, I have bad news: You won't be in the room when it happens. Parents control medical decisions, and surveys indicate that the vast majority of them would be upset to learn that their child was gay. Already, millions are screening embryos and fetuses to eliminate those of the "wrong" sex. Do you think they won't screen for the "wrong" sexual orientation, too?

Do you know what's unnatural? Genetic engineering and foetal hormonal treatment are unnatural. It's not nature effecting these changes, but man. The above suggested use of scientific and technological advancements is morally reprehensible and highly unethical because it disrespects and violates the integrity of the person-to-be.

Your need to control others just because you don't like an aspect of who they are is highly destructive. I would go far as to say that this is evil. And guess what -- you can never own your children, you can never own another human being, so stop modifying them like they're a toy that has to be custom-made for you! Stop controlling their lives before they've even begun to have the consciousness that, yes, they can and will make decisions of their own.

It repulses me that we will have another round of eugenics in the name of eliminating a so-called 'medical disorder'. Surprising how the human race has survived with this kind of mentality, eh?

Just a story i did last year under gerigirl_68 my first time post please be nice i'm triing to come out of my shell sorta, anyway c&c appreciated and any helpful hints at making better stories is always welcome hopefully yall will like it.

Goku and humora(the devil god) had a date to fight it out over who gets sanzo,
of course goku feared he couldn't lose his sun to some maniac who called himself the devil god considering he,himself is the great sage equal to heaven and earth.

So let the fight begin as they traded blow for blow goku had the lead until humora
started fighting dirty and now goku was losing his lead but with sanzo urging him on he got his lead back quite fast for his sun needed him to win at any cost.

Sanzo didn't want to go anywhere with that nut case humora he'd be dammed first before he'd allow another to try and use him in any shape or fashion.

The only one allowed to do that was goku and they had yet to get to first round before they were rudely interrupted by this dammed awful god (who called himself the devil,when in actuality it was humora being an asshole as always).

So the fight continues who will win when it comes to sanzo's virtue and being with him goku or humora (the dvil himself).


so this is a story i came up with while sitting in front of my computer last year ok so tell me what you writer's think of it remember this is a first time for me posting anything serious. so go easy on me will ya?